At some point in the last few years, millions of people began having earnest, extended conversations about the nature of intelligence, the future of knowledge, and what it means to be human - conducted entirely through their fingertips, on glass rectangles, while their bodies sat forgotten in chairs. The WHO, in 2024, estimated that 1.8 billion adults - roughly one in four people on the planet - are now insufficiently physically active. The average person spends 44% of their waking hours looking at a screen. We are, in the most literal sense, losing the habit of having bodies. The irony is so complete it has become invisible. We are debating what minds can do, using bodies we have stopped noticing, in the service of building systems that will have no bodies at all. And nobody finds this strange.